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Why I can't take my 4-yr-old daughter to Europe.

H:
What's National Lampoon?
Me:
It's a magazine, and they also make really stupid movies, like National Lampoon's European Vacation.
4-yr-old, incredulously:
A PEE vacation?
Me:
No, not Pee, European.
4-yr-old:
No, I'm not, you're a pee-in.
H. & S.:
What?
(I explain the conversation.)
H.:
No M., not pee, European. It's a place.
4-yr old:
You're ALL Vacation Pee-ers!
Dissolve to hysteria all around.
2012.03.23  6:22pm  

Unfucking Piano

My older daughter H. takes piano lessons on Monday nights.  They are only 1/2 hour long, so if we run late there’s almost no point to the lesson.  Lateness is an issue with me (huge understatement), so after being late for the second time in a row last Monday, I swore to myself that this week I would unfuck piano lessons. 

We got ready earlier and left on time.  We got there 1 minute before her lessons starts, which is not ideal but at least it’s on time.  I’m aiming for 5 minutes early, so I’ll work on that next week.

H.’s assessment?  “We’re on time because we started getting ready at 5 (her lesson is at 5:30).  Usually instead of leaving at 5:15 like we’re supposed to we start getting READY to leave at 5:15, so we’re late.”  Duh.  All my kids are smarter than me.  And apparently more observant of patterns. 

2012.03.13  7:56am  
2012.03.09  4:35pm  

Unfucking my phone calls

Ok, so I’m bad at making calls, appointments, dealing with anything that requires me to talk to people on the phone.  I think it goes back to my cold-calling days when I was in sales, and I HATED it.   Whatever the reason, I put things off day after day, and keep saying I’ll do it “tomorrow.”

I had two calls to make.  I didn’t make both of them, but I did make one—the one where I had to make a doctor’s appointment I didn’t want to deal with and have been putting off since last…July?

So while I didn’t make both of them, I’m happy I got one out of the way.  And you know what?  It wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be calling.  It never is.

2012.03.07  7:16pm  

A big thank you to Unfuck Your Habitat

I know it sounds silly, but every time I walk into my pretty much spotless bathroom and see all the clear counter space and the shiny mirror, it makes me feel just a little less stressed.  Thanks for the motivation, for me and everyone else who follows you.

I was too tired last night to do dishes, but since I’ve kept them up until now, I just took care of it this morning in about 5 minutes.  Kitchen sink unfucked, and I won’t come home to a sink full of hell.  I even know what I’m making for dinner.

2012.03.06  8:20am  

Unfuck Your Habitat: Unfuck Your Habitat Day 3: Kidlet Room

Ok, so between describing a time period as “yoinks ago” and the magnets, I think this is my favorite story of unfucking so far.  I lived in our last house for four years before noticing the glowy stars on the ceiling of one room.  It was my office. 

katastropheinmotion:

So yeah. The Small Person’s room was one area I was making a real effort to keep clean (after it stopped being the Spare Stuff room, that is, though the overlap there was about, uh, eight months. But I… got the Spare Stuff out before she started crawling?) However we…

2012.03.05  7:11pm  
Bathroom unfucked.  Now off to bed.

Bathroom unfucked. Now off to bed.

2012.03.05  12:09am  
Dishes unfucked. Laundry unfucked yesterday. 8 boxes listed on thredup.com (yes, EIGHT).  I even had time to shower AND wash my hair on a non-work day.

Today: pack and post the rest of the boxes, clean the bathroom, empty dishwasher, keep dishes unfucked. Work more on family room or garage.

Dishes unfucked. Laundry unfucked yesterday. 8 boxes listed on thredup.com (yes, EIGHT). I even had time to shower AND wash my hair on a non-work day.

Today: pack and post the rest of the boxes, clean the bathroom, empty dishwasher, keep dishes unfucked. Work more on family room or garage.

2012.03.04  1:23pm  
I’ll leave this [acorn] here on the wall, and in the Spwing we’ll look for it. If it’s not here, we’ll have a mystery, and if it’s here, we won’t. 
M. when we were outside today.
2012.03.03  5:23pm  
dearscience:

House On Fire (by Todd Klassy)


This is an amazing picture.

dearscience:

House On Fire (by Todd Klassy)

This is an amazing picture.

2012.03.03  4:14pm  

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